I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Я вообще-то люблю кид-фики, но только без соплей (и мпрега), а когда дети задают всякие прямолинейные неудобные вопросы и вообще всячески смущают 
"Are you my dad's new boyfriend?" David asked.
"What?"
"Are you," David repeated slowly as if he were speaking to a foreigner or someone with a mental handicap, "my dad's new boyfriend?"
"Oh, pet, your father and I -" Eames floundered at the eager expression in David's face before shifting uncomfortably in his seat and brushing cookie crumbs from his lap.
"Why, yes, yes of course. I am your dad's new boyfriend." It was a strange thing to be telling a six year old whose concept of homosexuality probably resembled jovial brotherly attachment consisting of nothing more than one-armed hugs and hair-ruffling and the occasional pat on the ass.
"Are you my dad's new boyfriend?" David asked.
"What?"
"Are you," David repeated slowly as if he were speaking to a foreigner or someone with a mental handicap, "my dad's new boyfriend?"
"Oh, pet, your father and I -" Eames floundered at the eager expression in David's face before shifting uncomfortably in his seat and brushing cookie crumbs from his lap.
"Why, yes, yes of course. I am your dad's new boyfriend." It was a strange thing to be telling a six year old whose concept of homosexuality probably resembled jovial brotherly attachment consisting of nothing more than one-armed hugs and hair-ruffling and the occasional pat on the ass.