00:24

I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
*лицорука*

I just got back from the Y100 Jingle Ball where Katy Perry jumped out of a Christmas package in a skimpy Santa suit, but that was not the packaging that got all of the attention tonight.

Q102Philly
Whoa, what is up w/ @ adamlambert 's special "package" in Miami tonight? #stuffed

It seems that Adam Lambert's special package was not tied in a bow but still was the gift that gave a lot of amusing conversation. Tonight Adam looked and sounded amazing. He received a great reception in a packed venue that holds about 20,000 people.

Adam's makeup was perfect, his hair has grown a little longer on one side and he repurposed the same sparkly zebra pants he wore on Jay Leno in June. Those shimmering animal print pants fit like a glove. From his slender calves to his muscular thighs and curvaceous cheeks there was no mystery. No wonder those unfamiliar with Lambert lore had doubts.

Urban Dictionary: Glambulge - Is a word used to describe Adam Lambert's glamorous and huge penis.

Twitter was wild with speculation that Adam may have amplified his assets.

From my first row seat I can attest to the authenticity of the goods. Those clinging pants left nothing for the imagination to ponder except, how did he get them zipped? I am glad there was an apology. There is ample evidence that Mr. Lambert's voice is not his only exceptional gift.

Q102Philly
@ adamlambert we're so sorry we doubted your package. We should've looked more clearly at Jingle Ball when you were bringing down the house!
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Комментарии
13.12.2010 в 00:27

Wrote a hidden note onto your mellow skin
Слайды! *скандирует*
13.12.2010 в 00:29

Сферический фантазер в вакууме
интересно, Адаму льстит что всех так волнует его член и задница или он тоже фейспалмится как мы... =\
13.12.2010 в 00:35

I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Sabi*
:eyebrow: community.livejournal.com/adamlambertetc/109639...

PolarStern
Хороший вопрос! :D
Мне кажется, зависит от частоты упоминаний: наверняка, как и любому мужику, ему приятны разговоры по поводу размера, но когда об этом говорят постоянно или уделяют больше внимания, чем собственно его музыке - думаю, тогда уже раздражает.
13.12.2010 в 00:57

Wrote a hidden note onto your mellow skin
миссис Норрис
ааа, праздничные штанишки Адама))
зато видно в темноте))

вот смотрю на этот причесон и все больше думаю, что Бартону в новом фильме нужно дать хоть маленькую роль Адаму. Он впишется идеально.
13.12.2010 в 00:58

I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Sabi*
Да, было бы так здорово - не сомневаюсь, он сыграл бы на отлично!