I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
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"I thought you'd freak out if I told you I'd so much as remotely entertained the idea of sleeping with you," Perry said impatiently. "Incredibly, I was actually trying to avoid sending you screaming out the door in a heterosexual panic, you moron."
"I would not go into a heterosexual panic!" Harry protested.
"I thought you'd freak out if I told you I'd so much as remotely entertained the idea of sleeping with you," Perry said impatiently. "Incredibly, I was actually trying to avoid sending you screaming out the door in a heterosexual panic, you moron."
"I would not go into a heterosexual panic!" Harry protested.