Ооооо, зачем я только туда посмотрела???
Теперь же unsee уже не получится!!!
The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire's design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the moon's soft glow. Since it's a Tantus toy, The Vamp is made from Tantus' own unique blend of 100% Ultra-Premium Silicone. Don't be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling out to you in the night. But don't save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle.
Мерцающий фаллоимитатор, машу вать!!! ОМГ. ОМДГ!!!!
Отзывы отжигают еще более диким напалмом:
I bought one of these Vamps because I have been reading the twilight series for the past 4 years and I have wanted nothing more than to feel a rock hard sparking dick inside of me. So much that I have made my boyfriend tape his dick inbetween his legs and wear the vamp instead because I like it that much more. Of course I wanted more of a feel for it so after reading these reviews I went ahead and put it in the freezer. I love nothing more than to pretend that my boyfriend is a glittering fucking vampire sliding his marble cold dick inside of me. I suggest that anyone who likes vampires get this product. My boyfriend was really hesistant at first but I think he likes roleplaying now, I think it makes him feel more masculine being a sparkling creature. I'm hoping that they come out with a Jacob one for him to put on. I just will have to figure out a safe way to heat it up to 108 degrees without burning my vagina. The one downside to this product is, I wish that if left my vagina sparking afterwards.
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This product is AH-MAZING. I bout 27. I gave them out to all my friends as party gifts. Then I kept 7 of them for myself so I could pretend the whole Cullen family was inside me. AT ONCE. The sparkles only added to the experience because they go good with my cat's fur and I strapped it onto him. The fur made it feel like Jacob was ravaging my orafices! There should be balls though. I stuck it up my bum. Sometimes I get my friends to join in 'cause I have too many lil eddies for my hands to hold. Sometimes i attatch it to the refrigerator door for an authentic cold experience.
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OMG! I LOVE the Twilight Series so much! This dildo is great because one minute I shut my eyes and pretend I am screwing Edward with his cold, sparkling, marble cock; then the next, I warm it up and pretend Jacob is doing me from behind [you know, DOGGY STYLE! LOLZ!!!] I have multiples because sometimes I like to pretend they are both ravishing my body at the same time. Also, I like to tie them to my cats and pretend they are were-vamp-kitties! I just wish a balls were included with the shaft, so that Edward and Jacob could take turns tea-bagging me...another good idea is to hold your hand in ice water for a bit, and then you can act like Edward is giving you a donkey punch as well!
и еще многомногомного такого же.
Бляяяяяять. Я, конечно, от всей души надеюсь, что народ просто прикалывается, но зомг, ведь кто-то же действительно ЭТО ПОКУПАЕТ!!!
А еще говорят, СПН-фандом - сумасшедший!