Отличное предупреждение перед фиком:
READ THE TAGS. Please, if that's going to disgust, horrify, trigger, or piss you off, don't read it, and certainly don't complain about it if you do read it. It's well tagged for your convenience. Don't be a dick. Ahem.
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